(Oh yes, we’ve reached the point where I’m naming klaine fic after a Gay Pimp song. If you expected better from me I regret to inform you that you’ve been following the wrong person all along.)
Blaine’s scrubbing a towel over his head and tugs it down to find Sam…
Then one day you’re gonna wake up and realize that ‘I don’t love him anymore.’
zac86henry Today’s job: drag a high maintenance, over paid actress around in a $700 dress… ✔️
HELLO, MY LOVE (12/?)
DARREN’S FACE BOOK “CRISS COLFER” RIOT 4 – 16 – 14
D: Hello, My love!
C: Well, Hello to you also, My love!
D: What ya’ doin’?
C: What did you do?
D: Why do you just assume that I did something?
C: Because this is you we are talking about.
D: That hurts ,Chris.
C: Seriously Darren, what did you do?
D: I think I am going to go water the plants now
D: With my tears……
D: Too late.
C: Ok – I’m sorry
D: For what?
C: For assuming.
D: Assuming what?
C: Seriously Darren?
C: For a ssuming that you did something that could get us into trouble.
D: Well that’s were you made your mistake
C: What do you mean?
D: This won’t get us into trouble
C: I knew it!
D: At least I don’t think it will
C: What did you do?
D: Just maybe started a little tiny riot on facebook
D: That lead to a much bigger riot on tumblr
D: and is now trending world wide on twitter
C: Holy shit Darren your scaring me. What did you do.
D: I posted a picture
D: Us from the stage combat class
C: You mean?!
D: No of course not – that one is just for us.
C: ok – then which one?
D: the one that Brooke posted yesterday
C: Oh – well if that’s all – it was already out
D: Yeah – but I may have captioned it.
C: Our names?
C: Like “Chris and I”?
C: Well I know it wouldn’t be “Me and Chris” everyone already figured out that travesty of a PR stunt at Halloween.
D: Haha. Nope
C: Chris Colfer & Darren Criss
D: Getting closer
C: Darren Criss and Chris colfer
D: Getting so hot
C: Yes I am – but that is not the point
D: Now I’m just distracted by what you said
C: Criss & Colfer
D: sooooooooooooooo close
C: you didn’t?
D: Not entirely – no
C: What do you mean - not entirely
D: I put a space between our names
C: A space?
D: Yeah – a space – that’s plausible deniability – right?
C: You are all kinds of crazy – you know that
D: Just when it comes to you
C: I love you Criss
D: I love you Colfer
C: Criss Colfer – if you please
D: Come home to me, my love
OVERVIEW: Glee - 05 - Old Dog, New Tricks (06-May-2014 (T))
AIR DATE: 06-May-2014 (T)
RUNNING TIME: 60 Minutes
CONCEPT: Santana helps Rachel do damage control for her flagging public image; Kurt tries to help a home for retired Broadway performers with their production of Peter Pan; to prove he is responsible, Sam adopts a dog - despite Mercedes’ objections.
prompt: reaction fic for 5x16 where kurt reassures blaine he has nothing at all to be insecure about.
warnings: touches on blaine’s body image insecurity, but is all fluff & understanding & smut. yay healing smut.
Kurt holds Blaine tight, rubbing over his back and…